As for me....
I certainly did not tell Little Man to change his baby sister's diaper yesterday, rationalizing it in my head that I was teaching him a lesson--keeping him from being one of "those guys" who never change a diaper...full well knowing it was just because I didn't want to change the diaper myself...NOT me.
I did not ignore Baby Bear's calls from her crib this morning once I realized that googiedaddy was using the blender in the kitchen...and it would only be a moment before he finished and heard her himself...and I totally did NOT snuggle down deeper into the blankets with that realization.
And I DEFINITELY did NOT
And finally, I definitely did NOT let Baby Bear OD on a whole bunch of cheddar fishy crackers for breakfast (on googiedaddy's side of the bed) so I could write this post.
Nope, no way.