okay then.

i present, for your amusement, ME. as summed up by my oldest.

i’m not sure who scribbled it all out, but i found this paper laying on the counter.

i’ll translate for you:

Realated (sic) – Mom
Hair Color – Red
Eye color – gray
skin – freckled

and then, that bottom part….

Her job: crafting, making babies

okay, then.