knock, knock

are you ready for this? because i’m not really sure i am.

a week of euphemisms. a week of beating around the bush. a week of probably creating posts that will bring some odd traffic via google searches. a week of exploring virtually every synonym and slang term for…um, the girls.

but a week of posts that are close to my heart…figuratively and literally. hehe. tee-hee.

alright, let’s just get a few things out of the way RIGHT NOW.

o1) this is a family friendly blog so there won’t be anything…risque happening here. however, this is a real issue for many, many women—myself included. dressing modestly but fashionably when 85% of what’s available in the stores and off the rack doesn’t fit? quite. difficult. and there’s nothing wrong with addressing that issue in an adult “we can fix it” kind of way.

o2) that said, you should know that i am 100% incapable of spending 100% of the time talking about boobers in a 100% adult kind of way. i just can’t. they’re inherently funny. and in line with that i simply will not be able to spend the entire time refering to “breasts” or “chest” or GAG! “bosom”. nope. the terminology will include, but not be limited to, the following: boobers, the girls, the ladies, etc. pretty much anything i can come up with to describe the area 3” below your collarbone to wherever it is they hit above your waist. (assuming, of course, that they hit above your waist) hehehe…snort…

o3) i’ve got a few posts in mind, covering the following: undergarments, swimwear alterations, clothing alterations, buying semi-custom and off-the-rack, and sewing for yourself. if you have anything to contribute, please let me know! email me at:
 talktothemomma (at) gmail (dot) com

o4) my size. well, is that really relevant? i suppose, in a way it kind of is. my size pretty much totals my qualifications for writing on this subject. let’s just say i’m a card carrying member of the “bigger than what you find in any basic store” team. also known as Team Bigger Than A Breadbox. ;)

so there you have it. i hope i haven’t alienated anyone. but the fact is we talk about a lot of sensitive topics here in blogland, and this one…well, like i said, it’s close to my heart. and not something i’ve really seen covered too much.

what do you think?

ps—i haven’t yet decided when this momentous week will be…probably when i get around to actually completing all the projects i have planned ;) but soon. consider yourself warned.