and this is why we can’t have nice things.

so many times i plan tutorials for you guys. cute little easy-to-make dresses that i plan on taking step by step photos of and blogging a nice how to.

and i cut out all my pieces and lay them out, thusly:

and then…

do you kind of feel like the jaws music should be playing right now? because i do. de-dent, de-dent, de-dent-de-dent-de-dent-de-dent

oh, were you trying to take a picture of this?

because i was thinkin’ it looked like fun to toss around.

here, you wanna try?

good thing she’s cute.

so just know this…

this is what i started with:

and this is how i ended up:

but if you want to get there too you’re on your own. my little land shark has seen to that.